P-PAT are a small species of strange orb creatures who serve as the customer service of Newton’s Dark Room. Each individual sits on a specific keyboard key. A conducting member of P-PAT will stand on a cup set in front of the keyboard. From here, the conductor leads the others in a specially composed song and dance.
The other P-PAT members will hop and dance along to the song, pressing down the keys of the computer as they do so. This is how most emails and transcripts are written for NDR.