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    Talon Stradley
    • Feb 24, 2020
    • 8 min

    S2E2 - The Goddess of Rain

    It was the middle of the night and the quite loud. The storms out on Calisland are often strong enough to rattle the house. AI 4-82 was i...

    Talon Stradley
    • Jan 27, 2020
    • 7 min

    S2E1 - Baby New Year

    It was a frigid morning out here on Calisland. I don’t need to tell you how cold it can get in the winter months. With the breeze going s...

    Talon Stradley
    • Dec 30, 2019
    • 6 min

    S1E17 - Santa

    Hello, and welcome to Newton’s Dark Room Presents: Broadcast, monthly updates from the Newton’s Dark Room collective. This episode takes ...

    Talon Stradley
    • Nov 25, 2019
    • 7 min

    S1E16 - Board Kids

    Hello, and welcome to Newton’s Dark Room Presents: Broadcast, monthly updates from the Newton’s Dark Room collective. This episode we see...

    Talon Stradley
    • Oct 29, 2019
    • 13 min

    S1E15 - Beat the Devil Good

    Hello, and welcome to Newton’s Dark Room Presents: Broadcast, monthly updates from the Newton’s Dark Room collective. Like what tends to ...

    Talon Stradley
    • Aug 27, 2019
    • 6 min

    S1E13 - Calislandland

    Tur-Toise the terrific is one of the two founders of Newton’s Dark Room. You can actually read about the founding of NDR at newtonsdarkro...

    Talon Stradley
    • Jul 30, 2019
    • 9 min

    S1E12 - New Artesia

    Hello, and welcome to Newton’s Dark Room Presents: Broadcast, monthly updates from the Newton’s Dark Room Collective. Last month we had a...

    Talon Stradley
    • May 31, 2019
    • 7 min

    S1E11 - Hermes 4000

    S. Owen Sow has a bit of a reputation. Having spent most of his childhood floating around on a cloud, he has never had to regularly do ch...

    Talon Stradley
    • May 2, 2019
    • 13 min

    The Moon Brings Inspiration

    CALE AND THE MOON Cale was the daughter of Idola, the Goddess of Cities, and Yomeo, the God of Community. At her birth, the world was s...

    Talon Stradley
    • May 1, 2019
    • 6 min

    S1E10 - Julia Sawbone

    Hello, and welcome to Newton’s Dark Room Presents: Broadcast, monthly updates from the Newton’s Dark Room collective. Last week we releas...

    Talon Stradley
    • Apr 29, 2019
    • 22 min

    S1E8/9 - The Cats of Calisland Pt. 1 & 2

    As I’m sure you’re aware, last month we held our annual Cats vs. Dogs vote. Cats were expected to win, especially after the birth of our ...

    Talon Stradley
    • Mar 25, 2019
    • 6 min

    S1E7 - Pet Politics

    Newton’s Dark Room, historically, has been either a Cat or a Dog organization. This practice stems from debates that used to be held by o...

    Talon Stradley
    • Feb 25, 2019
    • 6 min

    S1E6 - State of the Collective

    Hello, and welcome to Newton’s Dark Room Presents. Folks, today is a special day for all of us here at Newton’s Dark Room. It is our one ...

    Talon Stradley
    • Jan 28, 2019
    • 5 min

    S1E5 - The Roomba Infestation

    I don’t know what it is about us coming home from a trip, but you’ll never believe the mess we came back to from Podcon. It has been quit...

    Talon Stradley
    • Dec 31, 2018
    • 5 min

    S1E4 - Sophie Rivera & The Church of the False Morning Sun

    Now, the rule is if you have a prophecy, you’ve got to start your story with a prophecy. So without further ado, the prophecy of the Chur...

    Talon Stradley
    • Aug 31, 2018
    • 5 min

    S1E3 - Summer, 2018

    Hello, and welcome to Newton’s Dark Room. For those who didn’t know, we were on a bit of a break over the summer. The whole collective pu...

    Talon Stradley
    • Feb 28, 2018
    • 6 min

    S1E2 - S. Owen Sow

    Owen grew up in the kind of suburban mountain town that only exists due to honeymooners and Pacific Crest Trail hikers. Contrary to the i...

    Talon Stradley
    • Jan 1, 2018
    • 9 min

    S1E1 - Crash, The Cosmic Crackshot

    In 2011, Dr. Vickston was spearheading the development of a new way to observe the universe. He called this technology the S.O.N.A.L. Ton...