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    Talon Stradley
    • Feb 24, 2020
    • 8 min

    S2E2 - The Goddess of Rain

    It was the middle of the night and the quite loud. The storms out on Calisland are often strong enough to rattle the house. AI 4-82 was i...

    Talon Stradley
    • Jan 27, 2020
    • 7 min

    S2E1 - Baby New Year

    It was a frigid morning out here on Calisland. I don’t need to tell you how cold it can get in the winter months. With the breeze going s...

    Talon Stradley
    • Dec 30, 2019
    • 6 min

    S1E17 - Santa

    Hello, and welcome to Newton’s Dark Room Presents: Broadcast, monthly updates from the Newton’s Dark Room collective. This episode takes ...

    Talon Stradley
    • Nov 25, 2019
    • 7 min

    S1E16 - Board Kids

    Hello, and welcome to Newton’s Dark Room Presents: Broadcast, monthly updates from the Newton’s Dark Room collective. This episode we see...

    Talon Stradley
    • Oct 29, 2019
    • 13 min

    S1E15 - Beat the Devil Good

    Hello, and welcome to Newton’s Dark Room Presents: Broadcast, monthly updates from the Newton’s Dark Room collective. Like what tends to ...

    Talon Stradley
    • Aug 27, 2019
    • 6 min

    S1E13 - Calislandland

    Tur-Toise the terrific is one of the two founders of Newton’s Dark Room. You can actually read about the founding of NDR at newtonsdarkro...

    Talon Stradley
    • Jul 30, 2019
    • 9 min

    S1E12 - New Artesia

    Hello, and welcome to Newton’s Dark Room Presents: Broadcast, monthly updates from the Newton’s Dark Room Collective. Last month we had a...

    Talon Stradley
    • May 31, 2019
    • 7 min

    S1E11 - Hermes 4000

    S. Owen Sow has a bit of a reputation. Having spent most of his childhood floating around on a cloud, he has never had to regularly do ch...

    Talon Stradley
    • May 1, 2019
    • 6 min

    S1E10 - Julia Sawbone

    Hello, and welcome to Newton’s Dark Room Presents: Broadcast, monthly updates from the Newton’s Dark Room collective. Last week we releas...

    Talon Stradley
    • Apr 29, 2019
    • 22 min

    S1E8/9 - The Cats of Calisland Pt. 1 & 2

    As I’m sure you’re aware, last month we held our annual Cats vs. Dogs vote. Cats were expected to win, especially after the birth of our ...

    Talon Stradley
    • Mar 25, 2019
    • 6 min

    S1E7 - Pet Politics

    Newton’s Dark Room, historically, has been either a Cat or a Dog organization. This practice stems from debates that used to be held by o...

    Talon Stradley
    • Feb 25, 2019
    • 6 min

    S1E6 - State of the Collective

    Hello, and welcome to Newton’s Dark Room Presents. Folks, today is a special day for all of us here at Newton’s Dark Room. It is our one ...

    Talon Stradley
    • Jan 28, 2019
    • 5 min

    S1E5 - The Roomba Infestation

    I don’t know what it is about us coming home from a trip, but you’ll never believe the mess we came back to from Podcon. It has been quit...

    Talon Stradley
    • Dec 31, 2018
    • 5 min

    S1E4 - Sophie Rivera & The Church of the False Morning Sun

    Now, the rule is if you have a prophecy, you’ve got to start your story with a prophecy. So without further ado, the prophecy of the Chur...

    Talon Stradley
    • Aug 31, 2018
    • 5 min

    S1E3 - Summer, 2018

    Hello, and welcome to Newton’s Dark Room. For those who didn’t know, we were on a bit of a break over the summer. The whole collective pu...

    Talon Stradley
    • Feb 28, 2018
    • 6 min

    S1E2 - S. Owen Sow

    Owen grew up in the kind of suburban mountain town that only exists due to honeymooners and Pacific Crest Trail hikers. Contrary to the i...

    Talon Stradley
    • Jan 1, 2018
    • 9 min

    S1E1 - Crash, The Cosmic Crackshot

    In 2011, Dr. Vickston was spearheading the development of a new way to observe the universe. He called this technology the S.O.N.A.L. Ton...